Epic Xylitol Spearmint Mouthwash

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• (spit) (deep cleansing exhale of freshness)
• Sorry. Just finished putting our money where our smile is.
• Sugar-free and sweetened exclusively with about .75 grams of xylitol per serving, Epic’s Spearmint Mouthwash provides the perfect fresh-me-up as part of your daily 6 grams of xylitol that dentists worldwide recommend to help stop tooth decay.
• Yep. One rinse in the morning and another at night account for almost 25% of your cavity-fighting daily dose. It’s a perfect complement to our gum, mints, and toothpaste.
• We absolutely stand by our secretly-guarded Spearmint formula. Though sometimes we sit … and occasionally lean. We simply must.
• Our mouthwash contains 25% xyiltol and uses no sodium lauryl sulfate. It’s great for rinsing away plaque and bacteria and does wonders for dry mouth. Try it. You’ll understand, and no, sorry, we won’t send you the Spearmint recipe for your cookies. And anyway - Spearmint Cookies?